| | How many times have you put something in your mouth only to discover a split second later that something was just not right.
And your immediate reaction was to split it out but you can't always immediately or politely do so. Like a big chunk of gristly or fatty tasting meat that has an unchewable sinewy consistency. Anyway that's a little gross. But how about a big swig of sour milk? Do you hold it in your mouth long enough to spit it out somewhere? Sprinting across your living room with a mouth full of sour milk suspended in your mouth until you're close enough to the sink to spit it out. Or do you swallow it? Gulp...
It reminds me of a good friend of mine who was swimming in his friends swimming pool, just him and his friend, both had Dr Peppers that they were drinking out of and setting them on the side of the pool. However, and you'll probably guess what happens next, his friend was spitting chewing tobacco in to one of the cans. And my friend thinking he was about to take a big swig of Dr Pepper took a big swig of chewing tobacco spit, and swallowed. Gulp... |
| | Posted 3/15/2007 11:03 AM - 87 Views - 0 eProps - 0 comments
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